- Reporter: Are we reading too much into it?
- Chris Kelly: You're always reading too much into it, but that's your job.
CAN WE JUST TAKE A MINUTE TO APPRECIATE THESE MOTHERFUCKING BOOKS
these fake ass diaries that were SO WELL WRITTEN that your 10-year-old self was about a million percent convinced that someone’s ratty ass diary survived the sinking of the Titanic and became a national best seller
THEY COVERED FUCKIN EVERYTHING
Oh, god. I loved the “I Thought my Soul Would Rise and Fly” one.
It is 5:55 pm on this day and your phone begins to vibrate and trill with notifications over and over
it is NHL Gamecenter Live, notifying you of every NHL Award winner at once